Kira don haƙuri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E50Y25noWdQ

Ina son yiwa dukkan mutane hakuri da juna! 
Muna buƙatar zama ɗan tausayi! 
Me yasa ake kiransa da wari? 
Me yasa muke rotse coprophage?

Ban gane ba menene mai laifi anan? 
Mai hankali zai faɗi ba tare da takarda ba 
Cewa babu wani abu mara kyau a nan! 
Bayan haka, shin karnukan poop suna ci?  

a kan dabbobi ba su amsa kamar ba? 
An ma basu damar yin walda a ciki. 
Me yasa mutane suke nuna wariya? 
Kuma me yasa aka tilasta musu ɓoye?  

Kashe yadda suke ji kamar talauye 
Kuna kiran ɓata da datti. 
Kada ta ji ƙanshi kamar chamomile, 
Abincin yana buƙatar haɓaka shi.  

Jin duk wadannan lokutan da zuciyar ka 
Babu wani zunubi da bamu daidaita ba. 
Idan mutum yana son hutu, 
Ka yi ƙoƙarin fahimtar wannan ma.  

Wanne ne na halitta - ba mummuna ba.  
Babu wata shakka game da hakan. 
Don haka bari mu goyi bayan mara kyau! 
Za mu yi canje-canje a gidajen abinci.   

Bari a cikin menu muna da launin bayan gida 
Tare da shit jita-jita tured.  
Kuma mai yin ice cream kusa da ice cream 
Za'a yi masa aiki a sanda.   

Don sabon zamani mai zuwa 
Za mu canza toctic da tofi! 
Kada mu tayar da ƙanshin koko, 
Morning ba ya fara da kofi!  

Da fatan za a haihu cikinmu! 
Bari duniyarmu ta kasance mai tausayi! 
Kada ka yi hanzari ka fantsama bayan gida, 
Koyar da yara abu ɗaya.   

Lafiya, kun sake yin rubutu, gani? 
Me yasa baku fahimci komai ba ta kowane hali?  
Kuma me yasa kuka ƙi su sosai? 
Не latent Shin kwaroron roba ne?  

Tun da yake haka kuke kaiwa su, 
Tare da hana coprophagoparade.  
Don haka tabbas tabbas kuna mafarki a asirce 
Game da shit lokacin da kuke cin cakulan.   

Dukkanin masana halayyar dan adam sun san wannan. 
Kuma kimiyya ba ta yi shiru na dogon lokaci ba. 
Kawai abu mai shitty ko'ina 
M da kuma kururuwa mai ƙarfi.   

Zai buga, zai la'anta kawai. 
Ba ya ba da dawwamammen zaman lafiya. 
Amma yana motsa rai Yana son
Kuma soyayya ba zata zama mara kyau ba.  

Kowa a kasashe masu tasowa ya san wannan, 
Kasarmu ce kawai ke baya. 
Baƙon waje yakan bambanta koyaushe 
Duk iri da tabarau na shit.  

Don haka ci gaba zuwa duniyar zamani! 
Bari mutanenmu su zabi. 
Ga waɗansu, ma'anar hanya ce ta fita. 
Ga waɗansu, ma'ana shine ƙofar shiga.  

Ga wasu, ayaba itace giya. 
Ga wasu, ayaba itace ce. 
Ga wasu, shit abin ƙyama ne. 
Ga wasu - samfurin kasafin kuɗi.  

Bi da kanku ga kofi alewa! 
Kuma mu duka fito domin farin ciki. 
Mun rungumi dayan murfin 
Murmushi a bakin bayan cin abinci.  

Wataƙila ma za mu so shi. 
Koyaya, dole ne mutum yayi ƙoƙari a rayuwa! 
Taimaka wajan shawo kan govnophobia! 
Kuma ku kasance sau ɗaya a cikin abin rufe wuta!  

Zamu rayu cikin kyakkyawan aljanna 
Lokacin da muke haƙuri. 
Nekrofilov sannan zamu warware. 
Bayan haka, su ma mutane ne.


Kuma wargi a kan batun:

"Barrymore, wannan hayaniya ce a wajen taga?" 
“Faretin Coprophage, yallabai. 
- Ee? Kuma me suke so? 
"Suna kawai tabbatar da haƙƙinsu ne na daidaici, Yallabai." 
- ban samu ba Shin wani yana ba su shit a gida? 
"A'a, maigida." Ba sa so su ci shi a gida kawai. Suna bayar da shawarar cewa a sayar da shit a duk wuraren cin abinci, ta yadda zaka iya siyan shit a kan sandunansu a shinge, kuma ka ba da umarni shit a kan shebur a cikin gidan abinci ba tare da wata matsala ba. 
"Amma yana da ciwo kuma gaba ɗaya na halitta ne, Barrymore." 
"Lafiya lau, me ya sa?" Wannan ba shi da asali, an haife su ta wannan hanyar kuma ba su iya yin komai game da shi. Bugu da kari, yanayi cike yake da misalai na aikin kwaya. Karnuka, aladu na Guinea, da sauran dabbobin da yawa sun lura da wannan al'ada. Don haka, ba abin mamaki bane cewa mutum, kamar yadda yake a cikin dabba dabba, shi ma yana da damuwa. 
- Barrymore, Na fahimci daidai cewa idan sun sami abin da suke so, to a cikin cafe ɗin da na fi so a kan kusurwa, tare da strawberry soufflé, za su bauta wa shit a cikin tabarau ??? 
"Wannan daidai ne, Yallabai." Coprophages mutane ne na al'ada kuma suna da 'yancin cin abincin da suka fi so yayin abincin dare, ba tare da ɓoye abubuwan da suke so ba. 
- Allah, zan ɗan yi rashin lafiya a daidai wurin! 
- Yallabai, ta yaya zaka ??? Wannan gaba daya bashi da izini. Za'a ci tarar ku akan wannan mafi ƙarancin, kuma mafi girman za a ɗaure ku. 
- ??? 
"Ta hanya, ya shugabana, wani shahararren masanin ilimin hauka ya taɓa faɗi wani abu a cikin ruhu:" idan ba ku son cinikin coprophages, to yana iya yiwuwa ku ma kuɓari ne, ku ɓoye. " Ba zan iya yin magana da amincin jumlar ba, amma har yanzu ku saurari kanku, watakila kuna jiran sakamakon binciken ɗanɗano.

Tolearin haƙuri daga Zhenya:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhuGs8QsUWQ



Zabin:

Opan kishili - ba azabtarwa ba
(kuma arachnophobia ba a ɓoye yake ba)

Shin “homophobia” phobia ce?

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  1. Babbar Jagora!!! Yanzu da rabin dare kuma zan aika da hanyar haɗi zuwa ga kowa! Ba ni kadai ba ne na biya kudin dariya bayan tsakar dare!!! Ko da yake, kowane wargi yana da ɗan ban dariya a ciki. Mawallafi - Ni ne mai godiyar ku!

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