Ndikufuna kulimbikitsa aliyense kulolera!
Tiyenera kukhala okoma mtima!
Chifukwa chiyani amazitcha zosamveka?
Chifukwa chomwe timavunda zapoli?
Sindikumvetsa kuti chachiwopsezo ndi chiyani apa?
Wanzeru amati popanda pepala
Kuti palibe chachilendo apa!
Kupatula apo, kodi agalu a poop amadya?
pa nyama simutero?
Amaperekedwa ngakhale kuti azikhomerera momwemo.
Chifukwa chiyani anthu amasalidwa?
Ndipo chifukwa chiyani amakakamizidwa kubisala?
Kupereka malingaliro awo ngati poop
Mumayitanira zinyalala ndi uve.
Asamve fungo ngati chamomile,
Zakudya ziyenera kusinthidwa.
Mverani nthawi zonsezi ndi mtima wanu
Palibe tchimo lomwe sitili ofanana.
Ngati wina amakonda chimbudzi,
Yesaninso kumvetsetsa izi.
Zomwe zimakhala zachilengedwe - osati zoyipa.
Palibe kukayika pa izi.
Chifukwa chake tiyeni tithandizireni tsoka!
Tisintha malo odyera.
Lolani kuti menyu tili ndi chimbudzi
Ndi mbale zoyipa.
Ndipo wopanga ayisikilimu pafupi ndi ayisikilimu
Idzadulira ndodo.
Kuti nthawi yatsopano ibwere
Tisintha tofi ndi tofi!
Tisadzutse fungo la cocoa,
M'mawa siziyambira khofi!
Mulole zabwino zibadwire mwa ife!
Mulole dziko lathu likhale labwino pang'ono!
Osathamangira kuti muchotse chimbudzi,
Phunzitsani ana zomwezi.
Mukukangana, mukuwona?
Chifukwa chiyani simukumvetsetsa chilichonse mwanjira iliyonse?
Ndipo chifukwa chiyani mumawada kwambiri?
Musatero kapangidwe Kodi ndinu wapolisi?
Popeza umu ndi momwe mumawagwirira ntchito.
Poletsa Coprophagoparade.
Kotero zowona mumalota mwachinsinsi
Za zoyipa mukadya chokoleti.
Akatswiri onse amisala amadziwa izi.
Ndipo sayansi sinakhale chete kwa nthawi yayitali.
Chinthu chimodzi chaching'ono paliponse
Kukwiya komanso kukuwa kwambiri.
Idzamenya, imangotsutsa.
Sizinapatsa mwayi wapolisi.
Koma ndi mayendedwe amatumbo chikondi.
Ndipo chikondi sichingakhale choyipa.
Aliyense m'maiko otukuka amadziwa izi,
Dziko lathu lokha ndi lomwe latsalira.
Mlendo nthawi zonse amasiyanitsa
Mitundu yonse ndi mithunzi ya zoyipa.
Tsopano pitilirani kudziko lamakono!
Lolani anthu athu asankhe.
Kwa ena, mfundo ndi njira yopumira.
Kwa ena, mfundo ndi njira yolowera.
Kwa ena, nthochi ndimtengo.
Kwa ena, nthochi ndi chipatso.
Kwa ena, zoyipa ndizonyansa.
Kwa ena - malonda a bajeti.
Dzichotsereni switi ya khofi!
Ndipo tonse titulukire mosangalala.
Tikukumbatira kopopoma
Kupsopsona pakamwa mukatha kudya.
Mwinanso tidzafuna.
Komabe, munthu ayenera kuyesera m'moyo!
Thandizani kuthana ndi zoyipa!
Ndipo khalani kamodzi koprophage!
Tidzakhala m'paradaiso wokongola
Pomwe tonsefe ndife ololera.
Nekrofilov ndiye kuti tidzasintha.
Kupatula apo, iwonso ndi anthu.
Ndi nthabwala pamutuwu:
"Barrymore, phokoso lanji kunja kwa zenera?"
“Wapolisi,.
- Inde? Ndipo akufuna chiyani?
"Amangowauza ufulu wawo, mbuyanga."
- Sindimapeza. Kodi wina amawapatsa shit kunyumba?
"Ayi, bwana." Safuna kuzidya zokha kunyumba. Amalimbikitsa kuti shit igulitsidwe m'malo onse azakudya, kuti mutha kugula zosavuta pamitengo m'malo osiyanasiyana, ndikuyitanitsa shitishi pamalo odyera popanda zovuta.
"Koma ndikudwalitsa komanso sikwachilengedwe kwathunthu, Barrymore."
"Chifukwa chiyani, bwana?" Uku ndi kubadwa, iwo adabadwa mwanjira imeneyi ndipo palibe chomwe angachite pa izi. Kuphatikiza apo, chilengedwe chili ndi zitsanzo zambiri za Coprophagy. Agalu, nkhumba zozungulira, ndi gulu lonse la nyama zimazindikira izi mwanjira yodabwitsa. Chifukwa chake, sizosadabwitsa kuti munthu, monga gawo la nyama, amasamalanso.
- Barrymore, ndikumvetsetsa bwino kuti ngati atenga zomwe akufuna, ndiye pa cafe yomwe ndimakonda pa ngodya, pamodzi ndi soufflé ya sitiroberi, azigwiritsa ntchito magalasi owoneka bwino |
"Ndiko kulondola, bwana." Coprophage ndi anthu abwinobwino ndipo ali ndi ufulu kudya zomwe amakonda pa nthawi ya nkhomaliro, osabisa zomwe amakonda.
- Mulungu, ndikadwala pomwepo!
- Bwana, mungathe bwanji? Izi ndizosalolera kwathunthu. Adzakulipirani chindapusa chochepa, ndipo chokwanira amangidwa.
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"Ndipo momwe muli mbuyanga, dokotala wina wodziwika bwino wa matenda amisala ananena nthawi ina mu mzimu kuti:" ngati simukonda maupangiri, ndiye kuti mwina inunso muli ndi udindo waukulu, wobisika. " Sindingatsimikizire zowona za mawuwo, komabe mverani nokha, mwina mukuyembekezera zomwe mwapeza pakukonda kwatsopano.
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Chaluso!!! Tsopano ndi theka lapakati pausiku ndipo nditumiza ulalo kwa aliyense! Sindine ndekha amene ndiyenera kulipira chifukwa cha kuseka pakati pausiku !!! Ngakhale, nthabwala iliyonse imakhala ndi nthabwala. Wolemba - Ndine zimakupiza wanu woyamikira!